Nessie's mom

Nessie's mom has got it goin' on
Nessie's mom has got it goin' on
Nessie's mom has got it goin' on
Nessie's mom has got it goin' on

Nessie, can I come over too-night? (too-night)
Come on, please say it's alright! (alright)
Did your mom get back from her hunting trip? (hunting trip)
Is she there, or is she trying to give me the slip? (give me the slip)

You know, I'm not the little puppy that I used to be
I'm all grown up now, baby can't you see

Nessie's mom has got it goin' on
She's all I want and I've waited for so long
Nessie, can't you see you're just not the girl for me
I know it might be wrong but I'm in love with Nessie's mom

Nessie's mom has got it goin' on
Nessie's mom has got it goin' on

Nessie, do you remember when I hunted with you? (hunted with you)
Your mom took down a grizzly bear or two. (bear or two)
I could tell she liked me from the way she stared (the way she stared)
And the way she said, "You missed a stag over there" (a stag over there)

And I know that you think it's just a fantasy
But since your dad walked out, your mom could use a guy like me

Nessie's mom has got it goin' on
She's all I want, and I've waited so long
Nessie, can't you see you're just not the girl for me
I know it might be wrong,
but I'm in love with Nessie's mom

Nessie's mom has got it goin' on
She's all I want and I've waited for so long,
Nessie can't you see your just not the girl for me,
I know it might be wrong but oh oh
(I know it might be wrong)
I'm in love with (Nessie's mom oh oh)
(Nessie's mom oh oh)
I'm in love with Nessie's mom